Remember back to your days in Junior High and High School. The cafeteria was the social center of the universe at lunch time. You had social classes amongst the tables. Jocks at one end, cheerleaders usually next to them, the smart kids in one corner never looking up, the students who thought the world DID revolve around them usually in the center of the room (of course) and those of us who just wanted to get through another school day sprinkled among the rest of the tables.
It’s funny how as I look around our station break room with its four round tables; it’s like school all over again. Though in a much smaller setting and with less animosity. At one table you have the Producers, they are the bosses of the newscasts, they talk in silent whispers just audible to be heard amongst themselves. They are a tight knit group that is very rarely infiltrated by non-producer employees. They are also the most calorie conscious! Maybe that’s why they don’t smile and laugh a lot!
Next you have the photographers and reporters. This table has the most turnaround as they are always in a rush to cram down some nutrition (if you call hot dogs or burgers nutritious) before being sent out again. They are willing to populate other tables, but only by invitation at the producer table. Conversation around their table centers mostly on what they are doing that day. No wonder they have so much indigestion!
During the summer, the third table consists of college interns. It’s usually the farthest table away. The first couple of weeks, this table is silent, just the constant clicking as they text away to whomever they can. I always wonder what they are saying about this place! After they start getting used to us, they become, yep you guessed it, the center of attention. They are new, they are young and boy you should see what they eat! The squirrels in my back yard eat more than they do. Tiny little sandwiches, rarely any junk food. They have a lot to learn about the diet of a journalist.
Finally, there is the table I sit at. I call it the misfit table, those stuck sitting with me because the other tables are filled! Not really, some actually want to sit with me. Like I said, misfits. The leader of our table is one of our anchormen. A fun loving chap who eats the same thing day in, day out. For about a year, it was a six inch frozen pizza. Now, its chicken noodle soup with crackers. And while he waits for the canned soup to heat up he plays with his crackers, calling them teeth. My other seat mate is in charge of our website. You could call him a nerd, I call him a geek, but in a loving way. He’s from Ohio by way of Texas. Because he is not with a bunch of other technos, he actually looks up! Then there is me, I usually am the one getting grief for what I bring to lunch. Once in a while it may be a grilled steak or some other leftover from my cooking trials the night before. Most recently though, I have disappointed them, like yesterday when I brought corndogs!
Our fourth seat is usually occupied by a visitor to our table. The most famous is a photographer who brings a lunch box big enough to feed four. The large size is because he brings real plates and real silverware. His food is not in plastic, like ours, but in glass containers. And though I get joked at for some of my dishes, he never does, even though his are usually better. I think that is because, he doesn’t have to cook his. His loving wife prepares his meals and they always look and smell delicious. He is the true envy of our table.
Just like in school, our break room lunch hour is a noisy happy place; our table being the loudest. And once in a while if you look quickly, you will even see some trading of lunches, or what we call sharing! But, thank goodness, no food fights.